August 2012
Professor Trelawney was good at something?
ashdelash:
July 2012
magnamurum:
Tom’s Diner | Suzanna Vega
You can be body-positive and still have preferences. You can be a feminist and still love men. You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex. People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.
Watchdeanspelvis:
demadema:
Supernatural / Adventure Time Crossover :)
i rebloged this before i even watched it because i knew it would be amazing
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
winteriscoming100:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO...
kanyewesticle:
the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me
batreaux:
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
Watchyour-cellar-door:
worthless-art:
lustforvitality:
mycroft-queenofengland:
cumberbitchsandwich:
adventuresinnerdiness:
flickandswish:
billy-hill:
beekel:
Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
i am crying i am literally crying i am laughing so hard that there are tears trickling from my eyes oh my god
perfect, perfect, perfect
I CAN’T OH MY...
hurpaderp:
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
#bonus round: i do hear her and i actually answer four or five times and i hear nothing but silence back
My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...
Cousin: You're all invited to the Wedding!
Aunt: Who's getting married then?
Cousin: *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
Aunt: Haha, they can't get married, dear.
Cousin: Why not?
Aunt: Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
Cousin: Says who?!
Aunt: Says God!
Cousin: We'll I'm going to worship Satan...
Watchyour-cellar-door:
worthless-art:
lustforvitality:
mycroft-queenofengland:
cumberbitchsandwich:
adventuresinnerdiness:
flickandswish:
billy-hill:
beekel:
Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
i am crying i am literally crying i am laughing so hard that there are tears trickling from my eyes oh my god
perfect, perfect, perfect
I CAN’T OH MY...
mishacollinsbutt:
gallifreyantrickster:
I am not watching the olympics what is happening to my dash I don’t understand any of these jokes
#EUROVISION ALL OVER AGAIN
Interviewer: "A good portion of the fanbase finds...
sherlocklover246:
pineappledean:
accidentallyallthesouls:
pope-of-thunderism:
“Dean is about as straight as a slinky.” - Jensen Ackles
A SLINKY?
A S L I N K Y ?
I love him
shinymetapod:
askbassclef:
thepensivebrony:
shinymetapod:
every time I see a 90’s kid post i want to go on a mass murdering spree
omG only 90’s KIDS remembr these!!!
reBLAG IF UR a 90’s KID!!!
im going to murder both of you
Shits and Giggles: wincexual: nasty-otter: If you... →
wincexual:
nasty-otter:
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
regular,
curly,
waffle.
It can be made into chips
or ruffly
you can…
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