voldy92: my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000 like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago then I realize it was actually 17
My 21st birthday...
May 29, 1991: A small baby girl, 6 pounds and some odd ounces, with chubby cheeks, was born. With many names thrown out, such as: Sarah, Paige, Grace etc. my father said, “What about Christina?”. And thus, I am here 21 years later with the same old chubby cheeks. I would like to say that with the exception of a sip of white and red wine, I’ve never had alcohol. I really know...
lliampayne: one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
I have an internship with the Assistant Director on a feature film! It’s unpaid, but that’s cool haha. I had my interview with the AD (Assistant Director) today and he is a really cool guy! I’m so excited for this! I can’t really talk about the film. Even though it’s a low budget film, I was told that the producers did not want anything to be publicized. Especially...
facebook: straight until proven gay.
tumblr: gay until proven straight.
hiddlesfiddleswithmyskittles: My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?” His friend didnt know. I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid. He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”
The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
Lara Pulver (about Irene Adler being gay) : It’s so weird because I didn’t...– (via holmesjohn)