societydefinedbeauty: when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
Lesbian: hey i just met you
Lesbian: and this is crazy
Lesbian: but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
Other lesbian: *gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
uglys0ul: you know what’s really weird? the fact that you’ll never actually be able to see yourself in real life. like you can see yourself in mirrors and reflections but you’ll never in your life see what you really look like
lunaslionhat: i have more school spirit for hogwarts than my actual school
zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”